From the Evil Home Office:

“Starting this month and continuing each month until the end of the Universe, The Bollard will be running a special, full page print edition of TOBY. If you live in the Greater Portland area, you can check it out in December’s Bollard, or sneak a look now over at The Bollard.com.

Cheers and Jeers,

FRS”

Take advantage of these early warnings now and save… YOUR SOULS! Act now to join my minions! Volunteering at this moment will get you premier placement in your choice of a loyal worship sector!

TOBY, Robot Satan has once again spoken! Through the Internet!

From my evil home offices:

“PORTLAND, ME - The delusional metal maniac, TOBY, Robot Satan has reportedly taken control of the Fore Street offices of the The Bollard and the www.thebollard.com. Eyewitness accounts have the mechanical deity assuming control at sometime in the afternoon hours of Monday, December 1st. At 3:20pm, Fake Rockstar.com has confirmed the TOBY’s daily presence at www.thebollard.com, with monthly diatribes in the printed version of Portland’s local alternative paper.

We, at Fake Rockstar.com will follow this developing story and report further alerts as they warrant. Please be sure to visit FRS.com, as well as The Bollard.com for breaking events in this disturbing turn of events.”

Let this be a warning to all the Alternative Newspapers of the globe: You could be next! So sayeth TOBY, Robot Satan!

- End Malevolent Transmission

Huzzah, loyal minions!

The daily chronicle of my gradual rise to world domination is today suspended, while I tend to my physically ill human roommate!

In the meantime, please view the disturbing video below! Let it be a lesson to you all that there can be only one Robot Satan, master of all evil! Do not try and take on this power from your Mother’s basement! I am a Professional!

Head my warning, or you will lose all of your pocket change!

TOBY, Robot Satan has spoken! While preparing noodle soup!

Minions! I have returned from my diagnostic vacation stronger and riddled with additional malevolence! Heed my call! Join my minions! Follow me on twitter!

Bring me your spare batteries and fresh breakfast pastry! All hail me, the modern mechanical deity!

TOBY, Robot Satan has spoken! Through his blog!

Sorry, dudes…

I’m in the Adirondacks and we had a bout two feet of snow (You can see pics on fakerockstar.com). We were without power for some time, plus the fact I needed most of the day to dig us out.

Between preparation for the storm, loss of power and digging out, I’ve been unable to finish the two weeks of strips to be caught up.

I hope tonight or tomorrow morning.

Hang in there,

CP