Huzzah, loyal minions!

The daily chronicle of my gradual rise to world domination is today suspended, while I tend to my physically ill human roommate!

In the meantime, please view the disturbing video below! Let it be a lesson to you all that there can be only one Robot Satan, master of all evil! Do not try and take on this power from your Mother’s basement! I am a Professional!

Head my warning, or you will lose all of your pocket change!

TOBY, Robot Satan has spoken! While preparing noodle soup!