Minions! I have infiltrated your Apple devices! From the evil Conglomocorp home office:

“Friends,

We live in amazing times. Want some new music? Download it instantly. Need some porn? Many sites have what you need for free. Need some bacon? Go to the store.

Anyway, listen. I bought me one of them new eyepod touches. Ya know, the one with the pretty buttons and touchy- touch screen thingys? It’s like a poor man’s eyefone, really. So, I was messin’ with it and I found a way to make custom buttons when you bookmark a site. I was excited. So excited, that I made some buttons for the sites of the Fake Rockstar universe.

Got and eyefon, or eyepod touche? Go to your browser, bring up fakerockstar.com, barkeaterlake.com, tobyrobotsatan.com and even drinkatwork.com. Touche yer bookmark button and choose “add to homescreen” and boom! You have a custom bookmark button fer yer eyething!

Enjoy these amazing times we have here, folks. Enjoy on very small screens at your local coffee shop.

Onward, Chitlin Soldiers!

FRS”

HA HA! Submit and add me to your device! I will make all your evil dreams come true!

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