Huzzah, loyal minions!

The daily chronicle of my gradual rise to world domination is today suspended, while I tend to my physically ill human roommate!

In the meantime, please view the disturbing video below! Let it be a lesson to you all that there can be only one Robot Satan, master of all evil! Do not try and take on this power from your Mother’s basement! I am a Professional!

Head my warning, or you will lose all of your pocket change!

TOBY, Robot Satan has spoken! While preparing noodle soup!

Minions! I have returned from my diagnostic vacation stronger and riddled with additional malevolence! Heed my call! Join my minions! Follow me on twitter!

Bring me your spare batteries and fresh breakfast pastry! All hail me, the modern mechanical deity!

TOBY, Robot Satan has spoken! Through his blog!

Sorry, dudes…

I’m in the Adirondacks and we had a bout two feet of snow (You can see pics on fakerockstar.com). We were without power for some time, plus the fact I needed most of the day to dig us out.

Between preparation for the storm, loss of power and digging out, I’ve been unable to finish the two weeks of strips to be caught up.

I hope tonight or tomorrow morning.

Hang in there,

CP

Howdy folks,

Corey Pandolph, here, speaking for eveyone’s favorite Mechanical Deity, TOBY. After 10 days in rehab after a freak explosion involving a microwave, some doughnuts and dynamite, TOBY has run some repairs and diagnostics and is ready to return to evil service tomorrow.

Be sure to check back for two weeks’ worth of adventures and a return to a daily schedule there after.

On behalf of the metal maniac and myslef, I thank you for your patience and minionship.

-Corey “Fake Rockstar” Pandolph

Minions! I have infiltrated your Apple devices! From the evil Conglomocorp home office:

“Friends,

We live in amazing times. Want some new music? Download it instantly. Need some porn? Many sites have what you need for free. Need some bacon? Go to the store.

Anyway, listen. I bought me one of them new eyepod touches. Ya know, the one with the pretty buttons and touchy- touch screen thingys? It’s like a poor man’s eyefone, really. So, I was messin’ with it and I found a way to make custom buttons when you bookmark a site. I was excited. So excited, that I made some buttons for the sites of the Fake Rockstar universe.

Got and eyefon, or eyepod touche? Go to your browser, bring up fakerockstar.com, barkeaterlake.com, tobyrobotsatan.com and even drinkatwork.com. Touche yer bookmark button and choose “add to homescreen” and boom! You have a custom bookmark button fer yer eyething!

Enjoy these amazing times we have here, folks. Enjoy on very small screens at your local coffee shop.

Onward, Chitlin Soldiers!

FRS”

HA HA! Submit and add me to your device! I will make all your evil dreams come true!